[Conner]

Hey ya'll

I'm in a bad mood after last night so I'm going to go through every player I've interacted with so far in the game and tell you what I don't like about them.

Kisses,

Conner

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Shonee

You're a paranoid bitch. See someone about a prescription to keep those emotions in a normal range please

[Conner]

Lee

Conversations with you are as exciting as watching paint dry. Your muscles aren't a personality

[Conner]

Pia

You're actually just stupid. A perfect example of someone who should talk less and smile more

[Conner]

Craig

I hope the bondage date you had was worth it because you were absolutely useless

[Conner]

Zach

Your incessant comments about getting laid make me think you're experiencing a dry spell of epic proportions. Get off the internet if you're serious about getting some action

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Peter

All I know about you is that you're gay, and your comments about wanting to suck Zach off are singlehandedly setting the gay rights movement back 20 years

[Conner]

Jacqui

Quit it with the neat lady act. We all know you're a bitch

[Conner]

Shane

Caryn did it better

[Conner]

Phoebe

You were number 9 on our tribe for a reason. Getting anything useful out of you is like pulling teeth

[Conner]

Benji

Quit sucking Moana's massive clit

[Conner]

Moana

Pia wasn't wrong. You're insufferable.

[Conner]

Abbey

Your personality sucks too much to survive a swap that you aren't around for.

[Conner]

AK

Have you ever considered talking like a normal human being? No one has used the phrase "howdy do" since 1934

[Conner]

Rohan

Like any frat boy you talk mad shit about how much you drink and fuck, but in reality you're too hammered to get your dick hard and do anything. You arrogant POS

[Conner]

Brooke

Whichever zoo you're from needs to come pick you up and lock you back in your cage

[Conner]

Jennah Louise

Let me guess, your application said you wanted to play UTR until final 6 when you take out your pitbull Brooke, and drag Luke and Fanella to F3 with you. Honestly a REVOLUTIONARY survivor strategy.

[Conner]

Fanella

You're about as bland as Wonderbread, but at least Wonderbread comes in a pretty package

[Conner]

Luke

What a waste of an iconic rep. If you don't man up and do something this season, I'm going to be livid

[Conner]

Johnathan LaPaglia

Cock tease. Cancels tribal council and then 20 minutes later decides I still need to go. SMDH