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Loveita

Stop lurking and make Johnathan let you host. Make it worth your while to read my confessionals. You're here at least as often as Gary


also you're great I love you

[Conner]

Monika

The most interesting thing about you is that you're from Rhode Island. At least you're pretty?

[Conner]

Fanella

You're about as bland as Wonderbread, but at least Wonderbread comes in a pretty package

Well, I only know one person from stranded whos a high school counselor Sorry Roark

[Conner]

Donathan

I know he reads these but he's being a little bitch and refuses to ask me questions in my confessional. STOP BEING SUCH A HATER DONNY

[Conner]

Brooke

Whichever zoo you're from needs to come pick you up and lock you back in your cage

This morning she cornered me to talk strategy and in that moment I understood why deer freeze when they see headlights

"maybe if i just let my chat go to idle she'll leave me alone "